This
handcrafted windchime has been custom made by the finest windchime
craftsmen of Eastern Gibraltar. The mahogany wood has been imported
from far reaches of Lebanon and marinated in a delicate teriyaki sauce.
The metal tubes are cast from space age alloy by native tribesmen
from the Canary Islands. The strings are of fine, silken, delicate
weave of yak hair, only from the the most elegant and witty of yaks.
The sound has been carefully calibrated by world renown windchime
maker Juan Carlos Samosa de' Hopital to conform to the time tested
traditions of his people. Order yours now and we will throw in this
free windchime remote control with an optional mute button.